Randumb Thought
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
As The Wind Blows
Ahh Skeet Skeet
Randumb Thought
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart aleck cowboy said something like Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice. Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.
Randumb Thought
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
PBR is Canned Poetry
Shut Up!
Randumb Thought
I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me? or Do you have that $50 you borrowed? Man, quit being so cheap!
Stuff At My Mouse
Randumb Thought
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks
Avast there, you Scurvy dogs

Following upon the earlier announcement that Nike SB was set to release another version of their Lobster Dunk Low, we get a closer look into the project which involves the design direction from Boston’s Concepts. This rarer species will be the second “Lobster”, shipped and promoted by the “Concepts Fishing Company”. Priced at $250.00 USD, the actual Blue Lobster sneaker will be bagged, tagged and sealed in a HAZMAT foam container. Each pair will be joined by an official Nike SB tee shirt, hang tag and lace lock. The first 200 pairs will come with 1 of 2 Concepts x Alien Workshop skate decks.
A release is scheduled for Saturday June 20, 2009 (11:00am) at Concepts. Raffle tickets will be sold for $10 each and the drawing will be held immediately following the release.
Concepts Presents "The Brew Live Cruise"
On June 20, 2009 Concepts presents the Nike SB Dunk Low Premium Blue Lobster. To celebrate the launch of the shoe, Concepts will host the Official Blue Lobster Party, featuring a number of special guests and performers including DJ Statik Selektah, Termanology and Masspike Miles. The “Brew Live Cruise” will take place on board the MV Freedom, docked at Rowes Wharf in Boston, MA. Boarding begins at 8:00 pm and the vessel leaves at 9:00 pm sharp! Admission is $30 and only offered to those that are 21+.
Avast there, you Scurvy dogs it's time to get gnartarded!



