This Drunkard’s holidays comes but once a year (thank god). I'll be home drinking whiskey in the dark avoiding these drunkard’s 'cause I don't need an excuse/holiday to drink. I also won't miss out on any incomprehensible slurred conversation with a total stranger over a few shots of water down whiskey. So have fun drinking your green beer than throwing up green beer. Hopefully you’ll get laid, which shouldn't be that hard under these circumstances. Wear a green condom.
Preab San Ol,
Gnarly Pirate
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